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Wednesday, December 29th, 2004
3:21 am
Sunday, April 11th, 2004
10:03 pm
Hey, I'm new. I hate being lactose intolerant. I get the runs within an hour of eating dairy foods. Sometimes I'll get gassy and stomach cramps along with it. But I love cheese and ice cream and can't stop eating it. I use those lactaid pill things but sometimes I forget, like today. I wish I could eat ice cream without shitting my brains out afterward.
Tuesday, February 3rd, 2004
8:17 pm
sometimes i just like to come home, if i know im not going to be doing anything that night, eat a lot of dairy products and relax in front of the tv and watch comedy central till i have to shit.

its awsome.
Wednesday, January 28th, 2004
8:28 pm
i FUCKING HATE LACTOSE. i missed english class 2 days in a row spending the 40 minutes shitting like crazy in the school bathroom. fuck this shit, if i get cuts, it's going to piss me off. this goddamn enzyme is fucking ruining my life. i fucking hate everything.
Sunday, January 18th, 2004
10:34 pm
you guys...

is the rumor that if you take 3 or more lactates you get diarrhea true?

I need to know if it's safe.
7:37 pm
my breakfast gives me diarrhea
i ate a lot of cheese ad milk this morning at my free breakfast in connecticut. i'm mad suprised i didn't shit my pants yet. i'm actually about to. see yall later, i'm gonna go diarrhea all over my toilet

Current Mood: diarrhea
Thursday, January 15th, 2004
6:30 pm
Origin Story
Over a year ago I drank Pepsi Blue for the first time. Tired of the Vanilla Coke craze that was currently sweeping through Westchester, I gave this new drink a chance. Paying the cashier in the Toys R Us at the Westchester pavilion, my stomach didn't feel at all peculiar.

And I drank that Pepsi Blue halfway through, before giving up on its akward taste and letting it rest on a shelf near the action figure section. As the friends I was with and I moved on throughout the mall, my stomach felt like it was about to explode. I could feel the juice inside me, turning over and over, making putrid squishing noises. When I could take it no more I ran up to the Borders Books bathroom with Evan Altnue and shit my ass off in the stall while he stood at the sink washing his hands and talking to me about money.

After unloading more than I ever had before into that toilet, we all got into Altnue's mother's car and began our drive home. By the time we reached Secor, I had to go again. I faked an illness and asked to be dropped off first. I filled up my basement toilet three more times that night. All liquid.

I blamed the Pepsi Blue, it's weird taste must have upset my stomach.
I forgot all about the large milkshake I had had at McDonalds hours earlier.

Skip ahead a few months and I'm walking through the halls of Ardsley High School, about 10 minutes before first period. Craving chocolate milk, I walk into the cafeteria and exiting with a cheap substitue, Strawberry milk. Nevertheless, it was enough to quench my thirst, and I drank it down before the bell rang.

And first period started. And I spent that period in the bathroom.
That was when it all clicked together, I was lactose intollerant. Duh.

Still, being the stubborn person that I was, I didn't start taking the pill until well into last summer. In fact, before I started taking the pill, I lost nearly 20 pounds as a result of my intollerance. No one could figure out why I was losing so much weight, and I was even tested for diabetes.
But, once I started taking the pill, and my nightly gastric attacks ceased, my rapid weight loss stopped.

So that's that, I'm here, I'm lactose intollerant, get used to it.
6:16 pm
snow day = massive diarrhea
so today, i went to have this hot chocolate, to be traditional on a snowday, and that damn hot chocolate gave me diarrhea. and then more diarrhea!

11:51 am

it seams that all of a sudden everyone is lactose. if you are, awsome, if your not and take the pills to look cool, fuck off! You have no idea how it feels by drinking a glass of milk or having a bowl of cerial and haveing to run your ass to the bathroom.

"we dont need you, the scene dont need you."
-the unseen

this community is awsome.
11:53 am
the worst thing about being lactose intolerant is that lactaid tastes like shit.
i always forget to take my pill

and i end up with the worst stomach aches in the world.

damn fuckin dairy.
11:50 am
guys, i had some ice cream last night. its bad, really bad.

i should start taking my pill, stupid, more often.
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